I searched the fridge and found the first thing that seemed to even remotely resemble a solution: a bottle of half and half. For those of you who don’t know, half and half is an equal parts blend of whole milk and cream. Essentially, half and half is likely what actors guzzle down when they’re trying to quickly put weight on for a movie role. I’ll just finish the bowl and go back to my simple life.” I finished the bowl, but the taste didn’t get any better. That being said, the stomachache ended and my life went back to being doable and easy going.

Source: Daily Sun November 16, 2016 15:32 UTC